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COMPUTER-ese

		Array (uh-ray) 		A Cheer, such as ip, ip array.
		Buffer (buf-r) 		An 80 year old skinny dipper.
		Cursor (kur-sr) 	Disgruntled computer operator
		Mainframe (mane-frame)  Featured exhibit in a gallery.
		Modem (mo-dem)		What Billy did to Mom's tulips.
		Ram (ram)		A male sheep.
		Rom (rom)		An English male sheep.
		Syntax (sin-tax)	A Charge levied on illegal activities.

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