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COMPUTER-eze

          Binary (by-nary)
                  A bit-brained canary.
          Binary search (by-nary srch)
                  Being frisked by a bit-brained canary.
          Bubble Memory (buhb-l mem-o-ree)
                  Air head.
          Code (kode)
                  Ailment with snuffles and sneezes.
          Data (da-ta)
                  Broken english, as in "dey went data way".
          Computer whiz (kum-pu-tr whiz)
                  Data leak.
          Hardware (hawrd ware)
                  Starched shorts.
          System analyst (sis-temz an-uh-list)
                  A computer shrink.

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